10-story Absolut Vagina, Wilshire and Western, Los Angeles

So you're driving east on Wilshire, and you're in your car, listening to KCRW, and it's a nice day, and then all of a sudden, there's like a giant ten story vagina, just looking at you. And you're awestruck by the size of it, and thinking, "I haven't seen that particular Georgia O'Keefe before," and then you realize that Absolut Vodka is using ladyparts to hawk their lousy product. This is far worse than South Asian writers using mangoes as a euphemism for big breasts. I mean, what the fuck, Absolut? Also, I don't understand, is the mango ladypart birthing the Absolut bottle, is it a womb, will drinking mango Absolut make you pregnant with a mango-child? I'm so confused.