There is attractive and there is unreasonably attractive. This man falls into the latter category. I think if I were to actually see him on the street, I would swoon.

Speaking of, the word swoon reminds me of Dead Poets Society. I can't think of words without making personal/historical associations. Does this make me word-autistic? Is there such a thing as word-autism? Do other people have such Rain Man afflictions involving words? I don't know. But there is little use in my personal affliction. I cannot win you money at the casinos, Tom Cruise.

John Hamm apparently lives in my neighborhood. But I never see him. Instead I see useless celebrities like Natalie Portman. I have asked this before and I will ask it again: why is every man in the world in love with her? I don't get it. I can't tell her apart from Keira Knightly and she's just sort of elfin and annoying. And generally, I like elfin people. I've always believed that all elfin people have secret magical powers and I keep waiting for them to let loose and spill the beans about it, to no avail.