I want one of these

It's just so cute it makes you want to scream. But I'm afraid I'd like roll over in bed and flatten it or something. I don't know why I start thinking about hypotheticals well before I need to, because chances are these won't be available in my local pet store anytime soon. Or rescue shelter for that matter. But I want one. To carry in my pocket and pull out every time I get the malaise. I swear looking at pictures of cute animals is the best cure for the malaise. Also, aren't miniatures so much better than real-life sized things? I think I would rather have one of these than my own child. I will teach it to speak in three different languages and dress it in a baseball cap and a mini-backpack.