Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Pet Peeve(s)

Bachelorette parties and baby showers are generally a horrifying experience for me. I once went to a baby shower where attendees were forced to play a game where they guessed the circumference of the poor pregnant woman's belly and then a tape measure was procured in order to humiliate her further.

People who force others to play lame games at baby showers

Please don't.

People who make the bride wear penis tiaras or bake her penis cookies for her upcoming nuptials

please don't.

And while I'm at it, people who call me "honey" or "sweetie" at these events or otherwise

please please don't.

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