Dear Benicio del Toro,

Not all men can pull off the I-haven't-slept-in-nine-days-and-I-have-massive-dark-circles-under-my-eyes-also-I-haven't-shaved-and-also-by-the-way-I-forgot-to-mention-that-I'm severely-damaged look, but you can. It's so hot it's kind of ridiculous. Still, I need to build up an immunity to this look. Because it's caused me a lot of troubles in life.