Thursday, November 19, 2009

Young New York is so Post -Everything


New York Times correspondents are running out of things to write about

Hi, our names are Chloe and Tara and Skyye and after we get off school from Spence at 2:30, we take off our uniforms and like, dress androgynously and take like, the 6 to Soho and then just like, stand like this outside the Thompson Hotel. Sometimes, though, Skyye's driver drives us there.

Then Chloe has therapy so we part ways before meeting up at Milk & Honey at 11. We love Sasha and his cocktails. Tara and Skyye usually share the blood orange mojito because it has sooo many calories! And also, it's tacky to be hung over in class the next morning.

Anyway, we have to go now. This conversation bores us. And we don't know why you asked why we dress this way. We don't know why, what kind of a question is that anyway? Ugh, we guess it's because we live in a post-post modern, post-post gender world. And it is sooo boring.

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